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Joke of the Day

"What has two wings and a halo? A chinese man on the phone! Wing wing, halo?"

"What do black guys do after sex? 25 years - life"

"People think stage diving is dangerous, but not me. Because humans are made out of 95% water. So the audience is 5% away from being a pool."

"The CS:GO Joke. In a COMP match in CSGO how many people does Olofmeister kill? Olofem"

"I was doing well on my diet until I got my period and had to eat four pieces of pizza, a block of cheese, two candy bars, and seven houses."

"A man married his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before."

"I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a salad!"

"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full I heard this on a radio show and thought it was worth sharing"

"Whats brown and sticky? a stick"

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The Bartender says, ""Hey, Rene, you want a scotch?"" Descartes replies, ""No, I think not."" And then he vanishes. No dice."