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Joke of the Day
"Her: Where ya been? Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead? Me: Yeah. All of them."
Next Joke
"I really can't tell you what I'll be doing this time in 4 years... ... as I do not have 20/20 vision."
"Exercising can add years to your life. For example I jogged 4 miles today and now I feel like I'm 73."
"What is an algorithm When the presidential candidate goes to a DiscoTech"
"How Many Cops Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? None, they will just beat the room for being black."
"I named my WiFi after my last girlfriend because it's never fully connected with me. And also because I caught my neighbour using it."
"Community college"
"If Betty White killed someone, I wouldn't turn her in."
"Some idiot put a water bottle in the Pringles can holder of this treadmill."
"What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants? a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO"