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Joke of the Day

"I was thinking about making an elm tree joke.. But it's acorny one."

"Did you hear about the guy who ate glass? It was pretty clear how he died."

"My favorite part of the date is when I tell her that I want her to have my kids. And then I give them to her, all 3 of them."

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?"

"I got kicked out of the casino in Las Vegas. I didn't cheat. I just misunderstood what the craps table was for."

"Obese people are roll models."

"I am a professional counterfeiter. I even have the certificates to prove it."

"What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr? Ana-kin"

"I just finished reading the fifth book in this great series. It's called the ""Learning to Count"" trilogy."

"Why can't you find any painkillers in the jungle? Because the Paracetomol"