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Joke of the Day

"My favorite part of the date is when I tell her that I want her to have my kids. And then I give them to her, all 3 of them."

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"I do my women like I do my homework I don't"
"-I can't stand liars and fakes -You are so pretty -See? Why can't everyone be honest like you"
"I watch doomsday films like there's no tomorrow."
"Upon seeing my wife and my mate fucking in our bed, I noticed that they made a very beautiful couple. So I clubbed them together"
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline"
"There were so many vampires at my Halloween party I lost Count. ]"
"It's not illegal to get in a taxi and scream until you've reached your destination."
"Why did OP's mom leave the prostitution business? It got too gonor-real"
"[OC] What type of music do Irish people listen to? Pubstep"