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Joke of the Day

"Why are thousands of kittens dying everyday? For some sick, strange reason, men enjoy smashing pussy."

"Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled? Because they have a claus in their contract."

"When your iPod stops working, it floats. Because it doesn't sync."

"How do you call a dog with no legs? It does not matter it will not come"

"Why do the French like eating snails? Because they can't stand fast food!"

"If you don't walk sideways chanting 'crab people' when holding tongs, we can't be friends."

"Here comes my big moment... MOMENT."

"If Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, Then Why Do Banks Have Branches?"

"So this guy comes in a smokeshop. No wait! A horse! So this guy comes in a horse"

"Islam is a peaceful religion A piece over there, a piece over there, a piece over here"