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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hooker who likes noodles? A Pastatute"
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"A redhead tells her blonde step-sister that she slept with a Brazilian... ...and she replies with ""Omg! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"Noah wasn't much for civilized society . . . You could say he was an-arc-ist."
"Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store? For the Watch."
"I decided to get my girlfriend & her sister new jackets for Christmas That is why I bought a pair of new gloves."
"Did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero? He's 0k"
"If I had a penny for every trump joke, I'd have enough money to build a wall..."
"How does a virgin pop her cherry? by using a bottle opener"
"There's an alternate universe where we are together and finally happy. And I probably forgot to take out the trash there, too."
"No one ever said life was easy, but several people said you were."