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Joke of the Day
"Did this many people have birthdays before Facebook?"
Next Joke
"Boredom is the leading cause of pregnancy. Unless you're on Twitter 24/7. Then it becomes the leading form of birth control."
"After seeing my dog scoot her butt across my rug, I've decided I need to up my break dancing game."
"People are smoking weed today They all think that today is 4/20, too."
"Vaccine to cooties 4chan"
"HER: Can I give you my new number? ME: *Eye roll* I REALLY doubt you came up with a number I don't already know."
"Only use ""extra virgin"" to describe olive oil that doesn't even think about fucking."
"I live a Sinatra lifestyle. I'm just being frank with you."
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it! Hahaha, get it? He fucking brews it"
"How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair."