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Joke of the Day
"Did this many people have birthdays before Facebook?"
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"Why is it impossible to mistake a penis for a vagina? Because there's a vas deference."
"I want a family beach vacation. Hubby wants a family ski vacation. Hubby showing kids video of tsunamis. But 2 can play. Avalanche anyone?"
"Everyone enjoys blonde jokes. Except blondes, they don't get it."
"What do you get when Italians join ISIS? Baked Yazidi"
"Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'"
"If we keep building giant walls at the border to Mexico it's only a matter of time before natural selection gives us giant Mexicans."
"I can't think of many people who deserve to go to hell, but people who teach its existence to vulnerable children are prime candidates."
"If I walk you home and kiss you goodnight, a simple thank you will suffice. None of this calling the cops crap."
"Smoke alarms are stupid -- like I'd ever forget to smoke."