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Joke of the Day

"Girls who use tanning beds either have no concept of what they actually look like or have advanced fantasies about being a waffle."

"An unconvincing lie on a resume I good English speak."

"How does Jesus like his hotwings? Tinder and Mild."

"What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !"

"Incest Fun for the whole family (probably a repost)"

"Quiz time Folks: The Bangles sang a song called, Walk Like an: A) gyptian B) gyptian C) gyptian D) gyptian E) gyptian."

"Did you hear the one about the invisible knife? I couldn't see the point!"

"i have two moods: sleep is for the weak sleeping for a week"

"What's darker than 3am in the morning? 12' noon in the cotton fields."

"Whats the difference between a shower curtain and a roll of toilet paper You're not using my bathroom!"