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Joke of the Day

"Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson"

"*Throws caution to the wind* *gets covered in caution*"

"whats the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"Ate a vegetable about 5 hours ago...Still no abs."

"I really think Hillary Clinton will be the first f president Oops. I meant female but the emale got deleted"

"THEM: Let's head down to Paradise City. I heard the girls are really hot there. ME: What's the grass situation?"

"One fun thing about having a crappy car is abruptly shutting off the air conditioner on the highway and pretending you have a hyperdrive."

"I always eat duck with a few slices of cheap bread, because I know they would've enjoyed it."

"With a face like that, I think it's a safe to say, life's been handing Renee Zellweger lemons for quite some time."

"Did you hear that there's a new ""Divorced Barbie""? Yeah - she comes with all of Ken's stuff."