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Joke of the Day

"ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE? ""Haha a man obviously"" *Detective places cheese on table* *suspect starts to sweat*"

"What does a clock do when its hungry? It goes back four seconds"

"As of today, I've been married to my best friend for 10 amazing years. Love you, sweetie! Is she gone? OMG, you guys, I'm being smothered."

"How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Pretty Hot."

"Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes? In the L Ron cupboard."

"I'm going to a trial in Great Sept of Baelor today, AMA. Edit: Wow, this blew up!"

"""Ok, hear me out. What if we gave people enough for three fries?"" -guy who invented ketchup packets"

"How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be open when she brings it to you."

"What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean? A good start."

"Three reddit mods walk into a bar [Removed]"