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Joke of the Day

"I was created in a gas station. I was an in-petro fertilization baby."

"What' the difference between Adolf Hitler and Lance Armstrong? Lance Armstrong can finish a race!"

"She was a very heavy smoker with a cough that curdled your blood. Phlegm fatale, they called her."

"How do you titillate and ocelot? You oscillate it's tit a lot!"

"Pink Panther was looking for his friend's apartment. He drives into a street and suddenly drives out. It was a Dead-end. Dead-end. Dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-ennnnd..."

"How is Kim Kardashian's ass like a password-protected compressed file? They both have their own zip code"

"Why didn't Jeffrey Dahmer eat vegetables? He didn't like getting rid of all the wheelchairs"

"Pussy Me: Let me tell you a joke. Me: Pussy. You: ... Me: Do you get it? You: No.. Me: Exactly."

"Why did the console gamer cross the road To render the other side"

"What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast? Fruity Plebbles."