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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my golf score Mid eighties and with slight handicap."
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"[robbery] ROBBER: Give me all your money! ME: I don't have it all with me. ROBBER: Dang!"
"Spending half of the movie wondering where the fuck did I see this actor before..."
"A baptist priest with a huge boner walks into a bar The bartender says ""what can i get you?"" ""anything 12 years old that goes down nicely"", says the priest."
"My secretary came into my office today and asked if she could use my dictaphone I said no, use your finger like everybody else."
"The Inventor of Stereo steps back to admire his work and says ""Let's see how this pans out."""
"Why don't witches wear panties? They get a better grip on their brooms!"
"When I said ""I was afraid of the dentist"", I meant the bill."
"I can't stop telling people how modest I am."
"Statistically speaking..... Isn't a mean Joe just an average Joe?"