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Joke of the Day
"I call my wife the iNag because she has 32GB of complaints and they're set on shuffle."
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"Italian men regularly hit women... ...who make the mistake of standing too close while they are talking."
"A show about a vampire glee club's exploits in 1960's New York. You're welcome, Hollywood."
"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer Balls. They're under a buck."
"A is a Canadian's favourite chord.. ..but Am is a pedophile's."
"[donating blood] ""You're looking a little faint. Can I get you a drink?"" ""No thanks, I've just had like 60 of those strawberry Capri Suns."""
"Daughter saw a photo of me at 18 and asked who the pretty girl was. I told her it was her real mother that died giving birth to her."
"You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she organizes body parts in her freezer"
"I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus, and now I'm impecunious."
"Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!"