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Joke of the Day

"Italian men regularly hit women... ...who make the mistake of standing too close while they are talking."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train bomber? He had locomotives."

"So I was out for a walk with my Grandpa... My grandpa had altzhiemer's disease, and we were going for a little walk when all of the sudden....... (Classic comedy)"

"Q: Where does a General keep his armies? A: In his sleevies."

"Chuck Norris had AIDS. Then he said, 'Do you not know who I am?' Chuck has been AIDS-free ever since."

"How do you find a blind man at a nude beach. It's not hard"

"Remember before Ebola, when we just had bola? Technology changes everything."

"Someone told me recently that the healthcare.gov website was built by a Canadian company. I guess that explains why the site is constantly freezing."

"The phrase ""Getting nickeled and dimed"" hasn't kept up with inflation... We're definitely getting dollared now."

"I wish I could press a finger to this loud, profane, obnoxious boy's forehead and instantly transmit to him the sadness of being an adult."