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Joke of the Day
"A is a Canadian's favourite chord.. ..but Am is a pedophile's."
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"The oldest British joke (10th Century): What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key."
"What's the best part about going to a holocaust museum? Free fap material"
"What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich? There goes my gyro"
"What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper? Rage Upon the Latrine"
"My second account is trying to drive a wedge of suspicion between me and my Twitter crush."
"what's the best part about electing Hillary Clinton? Being able to pay her 33% less"
"Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you."
"How do you make holy water? Fill a pot with water and boil the hell out of it."
"I like long walks away from everyone"