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Joke of the Day

"What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets"

"Did you hear the story about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."

"Where do sick boats go? The Dock"

"[Japan] HEAD SCIENTIST: Hey, what did you guys do with all the nuclear waste? *distant Godzilla noises*"

"What would you call The Flinstones if they were black? Niggers"

"I bought a Christmas tree today. The guy asked me if I was going to put it up myself.I said, ""No, I'll probably put it in the living room."""

"What is a Thai person's finishing fight move. Bangkok."

"If Obama said If President Obama said he was in favor of oxygen, republicans would suffocate themselves."

"Why did the old lady fall into the well? She didn't see that well"

"The toilet bowl tells the bathtub... ""I've seen more ass than you ever had"". The Bathtub replied ""Yeah, but at least I don't take shit from everybody""."