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Joke of the Day
"Why did the old lady fall into the well? She didn't see that well"
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"I want to debate! Someone disagree with me! No."
"I met Josh Pec the other day... I met Josh Pec the other day, he's such a boob."
"There are two fish in a tank, one says to the other ""do you know how to drive this thing"""
"Steps to getting into her pants: 1) Wait for her to fall asleep 2) Take her pants off 3) Put them on yourself 4) Find a top that matches"
"A Liberian man has 1 pie and shares half with his friend, what does he now have? Ebola, most likely."
"What do you call an abortion in the world of Mortal Kombat? A Fetality."
"*at Starbucks* ""Ya I'll have the medium roast please"" *Barista insults him a lot but not too much*"
"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle and pepperspray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran"
"Venus Williams should marry Bruno Mars and become Venus Mars."