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"What is a pirate's favorite letter? R, but his first love was the C."
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"'Here's a good book' said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. 'How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead.' 'No thank you' said Mrs Monster. 'My husband's got two heads already. . .'"
"I ordered an Asian Hooker, she arrived 2 hours late She loves me wrong time."
"Homeless girl I asked a pretty, young, Homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."
"It is unfair that girls mature faster than boys. Girls get their boobs at 13, and men get their boobs when they're in their 40's"
"Where did Michael Jackson go to college? BringemYoung University"
"""If you can't handle me at my diddliest, you don't deserve me at my doodliest."" -Ned Flanders"
"If I ever adopted a child, I think it'd be black. I really don't want to have to pay for college."
"""this one should be called hurricane Kanye"" - kanye, every few weeks"
"My childhood was pretty traumatizing... for my parents."