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Joke of the Day

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black."

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym? I'll re-rack."

"What did the oxygen atom say to the two hydrogen atoms? Man! This threesome is getting me wet!"

"Jesus: Unless you become like children you will not enter heaven *Gets hit by a water ballon* Jesus: That's not what I meant, Paul"

"When dancing and multiple girls yell ""this is my song!"" they should have to fight to the death to see whose it really is."

"Gambling is like a dwarf at a barbecue... ...The stakes are always just too high"

"Why did the man marry a monkey? Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke"

"Why does Olaf have to be a snowMAN when he clearly has snow gender."

"If ""Pretty Woman"" teaches us anything it's that prostitution is a lucrative, whimsical enterprise that every young woman should try."

"What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature? Lukewarm. I'll show myself out."