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Joke of the Day
"Why did a physician go to prison? His medical license was doctored."
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"Why do people assume I know all about computers just because I'm from India? That makes so I angry I just want to 01010010101010101010101"
"What is every Amish woman's dream? Two Mennonite."
"I dated a magician once; she put her hand on my leg and I turned into a motel....."
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton? Bill got fucked in the oval office and Hillary just got fucked out of it."
"The Silent Wife Father : hey Son! why is your mother sitting so silent today? Son: nothing Dad. She asked for lipstick and i heard "" GLUE STICK "" Father : God bless u son !!"
"Saw a guy walking down the street talking to himself, hand gestures and all...So I did the right thing, stopped and told him about Twitter."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? ""Its a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."""
"What food greatly diminishes a women's sex drive? Wedding cake"
"Three popes walk into a bar. Wow, that place is popeular!"