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Joke of the Day
"Me: Hello darkness my old friend Darkness: please stop calling me that. My name is Susan"
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"Mike said he's breaking up w/ u cause you're not very smart & u have issues Me: OMG I DO NOT HAVE HIS SHOES WE DONT EVEN WEAR THE SAME SIZE"
"What does a vampire on a diet drink? Blood Lite Thanks Jim Butcher..."
"A Muslim walks into a bar BANG (bomb explodes)"
"How is food purchased an an Irish grocery? You buy it per-tater"
"I log in facebook to see that everyone is at the bar... I go to the bar to see that everyone is on facebook."
"What do you call the score keeper at a jihadi football game? The Taliman."
"MEN 'N' LIGHTBULBS How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, men will screw anything."
"My girlfriend's been listening to a lot of books on tape lately. She's going to get very good at measuring, wrapping and recording things."
"What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL? Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants."