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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? They can't. The only thing they can screw is your mind."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? She worked it out with a pencil."

"What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Adolf Hitler? Hitler can't finish a race"

"I just saw 125 spf sunblock. Maybe going outside isn't for everyone."

"How does a Facebook employee greet each other? Hey there, whatsapp!!"

"What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One's really heavy, and the other's a little lighter. - [*Masai Graham*](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34039927)"

"When a jury found Chuck Norris guilty of murder, the judge sentenced himself to death rather than sentencing Chuck Norris to anything."

"Me: Why am I still single? Brain: You're weird as shit. Body:You're fat. Face:You're pretty ugly. Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you."

"What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)"

"I'm saving myself for a girl without pepper spray."