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Joke of the Day

"What's the capital of Greece? 20 euros"

"In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized."

"Did you know that after this next album, Matisyahu will be retiring? Soon he will be Jah-bless."

"Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding? He heard the reception was going to be terrible..."

"Growing up, I always wanted to be someone. Now that I'm old, I've realised I should have been more specific."

"What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering? At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win."

"A family of ducks walks into a church. ""Hi, yes, umm...I hear you have a man who turned his body into bread?"" The father asks timidly."

"What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman."

"My uncle always said I was too soft. But I just didn't fancy him."

"Why did the Prostitute leave the leper colony? Business was dropping off!"