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Joke of the Day
"Remember how white people rioted after OJ Simpson's acquittal? Me neither."
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"What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour."
"""I know what you look like naked"" - me to my girlfriends identical twin sister, every single time I see her."
"did you hear about this new fish? nevermind it's satill in beta"
"Was that pun intended? Nope, unintended."
"Jennifer Aniston's dance scenes as a stripper in ""We're The Miller's"" are totally Oscar worthy. Oscar is my nickname for my penis."
"[to a straight couple] Which one is the lesbian and which one is the other lesbian"
"What do you get the man who has everything? Antibiotics"
"Is it just me, or are fewer and fewer mustachioed cads tying women to the train tracks these days?"
"I once slept through a burglary. Next thing I know they're taking mugshots."