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Joke of the Day

"Remember how white people rioted after OJ Simpson's acquittal? Me neither."

"(Star Trek Related) What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax? Netflix and Trill!"

"Why aren't jokes in base eight funny? Because 7, 10, 11!"

"Hey Bradley Cooper's eyes: the most beautiful sky imaginable called - it wants it's color back"

"The Strongman by Everhard Muscles"

"What's the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books."

"If a woman has fallen an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her."

"My girlfriend's been at a baby shower for like 3 hours. That baby's gotta be so fucking clean by now. Girls are weird."

"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it! Hahaha, get it? He fucking brews it"

"What does the old Nazi call his favorite reclining chair? Mein Kampfy chair."