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Joke of the Day
"What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool? Sinko :D"
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"I grew up for this?"
"This whole VW car thing makes me think... ...Have you been mis-sold TDI?"
"I got kicked out of the chorus line I was with. I just couldn't stay in sequins."
"I just hope the government doesn't have my Angry Birds scores. All in all they're pretty embarassing."
"I wish I were poor for one day. Because being poor every day is not something I like waking up to."
"Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM? He kneaded the dough"
"What is a depressed person's favorite outdoor activity? Cryaking. I'm sorry."
"Does anyone know if it's worth signing up for this sex offender registry? Will I learn any new moves or techniques?"
"When one door closes, another opens. Also, you can open the closed door. That's how doors work. How do you know so little about doors?"