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Joke of the Day
"Their wedding went off without a hitch... ...which was a problem in itself!"
Next Joke
"dad, we have ants on the counter! Hey, some of them are uncles, moms, and dads. (Thanks dad)"
"People think I'm a hugger, but I'm actually shaking them down for snacks."
"Cop: where ya headed? ""the gym"" Cop: im gonna save you a lot of embarrassment and arrest you ""thank you so much, officer"""
"A priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"There's a lot of hate against Neo-Nazi groups... But you must agree with them that Hitler was right"
"What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car? The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car? Uber!"
"""It's not you, it's me."" - Humidity, to Heat"
"Why did Jared vote for gore in the 2000 election? Jared doesn't care for bush"
"What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin."