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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jared vote for gore in the 2000 election? Jared doesn't care for bush"
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"Did you hear about the guy who took his suppositories orally? He said, ""For all the good these are doing me, I may as well shove 'em up my ass!"""
"How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FORE!"
"A mexican magician tell his audience he will disappear on the count of 3 ""Uno, Dos..."" *poof* He disappeared without a tres"
"Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese shop in France? The area was covered in De Brie..."
"Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated."
"I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille.... .....I just love smell of campfires."
"I pledged to pick up 10 pieces of trash on Tuesday. So, I'm going to Walmart to see if anyone needs a ride. *adds humanitarian to resume"
"Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!"
"CNN is confirming that the only news in the world today is the blizzard. everything else is under control."