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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

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"My buddies said I should sign up for a Golf Tournament I told them no, I always lose, Then they said it was for crippled children. I thought, well damn, maybe I could win this then."
"The Wikipedia entry for 'Toe Injury' is a stub."
"Imagine my surprise when I found out ""restraining order"" did not mean she wanted me to tie her up."
"John 10:26 Holy shit I gotta get up for work!"
"You catch more flies with honey, even more with a dead body and way more with honey on a dead body."
"In 3rd grade the bus driver missed my house but I was too embarrassed to say anything so I got off at the last stop and started a new life."
"Your secrets safe with me.. I stopped listening to you 30 minutes ago..."
"Can you repeat the part after ""Listen very carefully""?"
"Too err is human... To Arr is pirate."
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