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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hippie that can't cook? Burning ham!"
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"French toast is just like regular toast but with a tongue in it"
"What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter? Capitalization."
"He says I'm cute when I'm mad. Well he has no idea of how gorgeous I can be."
"A mobster walks into a bar, but then he turns around and walks out. Because he realized it was a set-up."
"Ever heard of Black Jesus? I hear he's pretty hung."
"Imagine the towering achievements in aquatecture if sawfish & hammerhead sharks ever get their shit together"
"So what do Islam and Subway Sandwich Shop have in common? A: They both had a pedophile spokesman. http://www.citizenliberty.com/2015/11/so-what-do-islam-and-subway-common.html"
"How is a man like a snowstorm? You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last."
"It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me."