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Joke of the Day
"He says I'm cute when I'm mad. Well he has no idea of how gorgeous I can be."
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"What's the best part about being cremated? Finally achieving a smokin' hot body."
"How is American beer comparable to having sex on a boat? It's fucking close to water."
"I'm stoned. Either the smoke alarm is beeping or the house is backing up."
"Why did Susie fall of the swing set? Because she had no arms."
"What's a cows favorite type of tv show A cows favorite type of tv show is animoo... I'm bad at jokes"
"Even my cats are sick of the snow..They meow to go out..I open the door..and they freeze and look at me like ""WHY is this shit still here?"""
"A rapist made a pornhub account... His porn/stage name was Ben Dover"
"Can February march? No, but April may. :-})"
"Secret to wine tasting is to open the bottle and allowing it to breathe If it doesn't look like it is breathing, then give it a mouth-to-mouth"