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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An Astronaut, you fucking racists."

"I just saw a guy wearing uggs get arrested. Not sure what for, but I'm hoping it was because he was wearing uggs"

"Talking about your ex makes it sound like you're not over them. Hide their body and move on like a normal person."

"I found a good bread recipe where you don't have to get your hands messy from mixing it The bread was kneadless, to say"

"Octopus 1:"" Woah. There's an arm just swimming by itself."" Octopus 2:"" that's an eel you idiot."""

"Tried to borrow some bread from my Indian neighbour, but he said he had naan...."

"I wish I was a girl So I can use my menstruation cycle as my calendar."

"How to convert QT3.14 into GF format? Sorry, this option is not available in Beta version."

"The total of the food we had was a bit dark... Because we had ""Dim Sum""."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. The ones who know binary and the ones who don't."