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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An Astronaut, you fucking racists."
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"I have swagger. At least, that's what my deodorant says."
"What is the hardest part of watching an orphanage burn down? My dick."
"What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity? Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!"
"What's the difference between USA and USB? One has standards"
"Me: *falls off a ladder* Wife: OH MY GOD! ARE YOU INJURED? Me: *obviously concussed but also bleeding* I'm injured and outjured"
"I like my oreos like I like my people... ...held under the surface till the bubbles stop."
"Some cool ways to trick a woman into bed include ""being kind,"" ""making her feel special"" & ""showing her respect."" They love that shit!"
"What's your favourite one-liner?"
"What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror? halloumi"