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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep a blonde busy? I actually took this joke from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3nr339/how_do_you_keep_a_blonde_busy/)"

"a seal walks into a club eh"

"Always heard this on the playground growing up... Pete and Repeat were in a boat, but Pete fell out. Who was left?..."

"My muslim neighbour invited me to this 'jihad party' he organised Everyone had a blast!"

"I wonder who ate the first egg. Like who said, ""I'm a eat the white ball that chicken just shit out."""

"I don't always have pre-marital sex... But when I do it's not with my wife."

"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar"

"A nihilist was robbed at gunpoint. Nothing of value was stolen."

"The REAL reason Bin Laden was buried at sea: Maggots have standards."

"Four Catholic Men... (Catholic Joke) [http://agentfunny.com/four-catholic-men-joke/](http://agentfunny.com/four-catholic-men-joke/)"