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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep a blonde busy? I actually took this joke from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3nr339/how_do_you_keep_a_blonde_busy/)"

"What's the Difference between Jam and Jelly? What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass. Inspiration taken from How I Met Your Mother :)"

"What do grapefruit and vaginas have in common? The pinker the better and they're both an acquired taste."

"What do you call a small wardrobe? A battledrobe."

"Today my neighbor knocked at my door at 3 am. Can you believe that? . Lucky for him that I was awake playing the drums!"

"The best joke of all... ...is the number of this sub's subscribers"

"Facebook users are demanding the old layout they actually hated when it was the new layout they previously didn't want."

"I try to explain to my kids during the movie that in reality, even a cowardly lion would eat a girl and a little dog."

"I recently started resistors in Physics It's good, but the teacher gives way too much Ohmwork."

"Get your rock star name, like Axl Rose did, by selecting a car part and then a flower. Mine is Crankshaft Tulip"