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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call an 800 pound gorilla? A: Anything he wants to be called."
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"My favorite German children's story is that one where some unspeakably terrifying thing happens to teach a minor lesson."
"Mom, what's a Kardashian? It's what a midget can't see over when in the driver's seat. Just kidding, dear. It means whore."
"I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't gone to a gig yet."
"If I have offended you, hurt you, belittled you in any manner, then I want you to know that I was only just getting started."
"What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist? A coffin."
"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever."
"If Petrus were to get a tattoo... ...would it be called lithography?"
"I went to the doctor because my eye hurt every time i drank tea. He told me to take the spoon out."
"A Briton is on vacation in Germany. The man walks into a bar. Dies."