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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say to the flying prostitute? Land ho!"
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"Little Caesar pick up line. Call me Little Caesar, cause I'm hot and ready."
"Don't touch my nutella with your banana."
"Why is a river really rich? It's got two banks."
"I hate the word ""chicks"". Can we politely call them LADIES. Women, please.. Ladies nuts on your chin ;)))))))"
"Buddy 1:Hey ever heard of the movie constipation? Buddy 2:No i have not. Buddy 1: that's because it hasn't come out yet."
"I never feel more hypocritical than when I tell my kid she's been on the computer too much."
"If Al Gore had a band, it'd be called... The Algorithms. I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :("
"How many ______ does it take to _____ a ______ ? And go."
"How do they promote safe sex in Wales? They put signs next to the sheep that kick"