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Joke of the Day

"Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre. I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger."

"Tip: If your parents are always criticizing you,,, ask them if the problem is bad genes or bad parenting."

"Why do trees shed their leaves in fall? Because they've had their chloro-fill."

"I bought zombie insurance recently it was a no brainer"

"Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats."

"Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children."

"When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard? Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother."

"Boss: Why aren't you working? Me: I didn't see you coming!"

"My phone froze while looking at porn at work. The 4k quality is just too much of a load."

"If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks what would you get? Milk and quackers!"