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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting to think the guy that gave me directions to the train station was just talking to someone on his Bluetooth."

"Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay."

"There was a big water fall in usa I believe its still there"

"CNN: ""Chess grandmaster, 20, dies in parkour balcony fall"" Shoulda castled earlier."

"What do humans and sharks have in common? The great ones are always white."

"What's up with these strippers not taking my singles??? They must not like Kraft"

"If smart guys like dumb girls, and dumb guys like dumb girls, who likes smart girls? Cats."

"What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified? (OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)"

"Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives Badum tsh"

"My football playing cousin went to prison He went in as a tight end, and came out as a wide receiver."