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Joke of the Day
"Where do emos get their gaming gear? Razer."
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"Whats wrong with four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac seats five."
"New machine at the gym There is a new machine at the gym. It's truly awesome! I almost puked after an hour, it really has it all. Cookies, chocolate bars, chips, sodas."
"I used to hate toe fungus... But now it's really growing on me"
"Today I saw a midget prisoner climbing down the prison wall... He turned and sneered at me, I thought: 'that's a little condescending'."
"My computer crashed. Now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening."
"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired."
"Floody hell! If this continues they'll have to rename it the Eiffel beacon."
"Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?"