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Joke of the Day
"Where do emos get their gaming gear? Razer."
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"What's a sheep's favourite band? Ewe 2"
"An Indian friend of mine used to hit his wife every night at 7.30... ..on the dot."
"Damn girl are you sitting on a F5 key? Cos' that ass is refreshing"
"Of course I can keep a secret, It's the people I tell it to that can't."
"What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds? There's twenty of them."
"I walk around in public saying ""wait for me guys"" so everyone thinks I have friends."
"How can you call someone and sound fabulous? Use a homophone."
"[warning racist] wanna hear a dark joke? africas population"
"[OC] How did the author get from one plot point to the other? A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better?"