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Joke of the Day
"I used to hate toe fungus... But now it's really growing on me"
Next Joke
"What do you call an impatient skin infection? *Rash*"
"This girl just spilt ice all over my record player. I played it cool."
"Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians? One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs"
"Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !"
"I smoked weed to think of something funny to post [deleted]"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly a dick up a butt."
"What's brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr. Dre"
"Girl:want to have a good time Guy:sure Girl:for you its free"
"Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me, I won't say a word about your ""wenital werpes"" *winks*"