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Joke of the Day
"Lets all agree, having your cake and eating it too, is the same damn thing."
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"Where can i learn the skyrim dovah language and daedric too? In the complete opposite direction of a vagina."
"'My train was late' should be enough excuse to take the day off. Bosses please note."
"Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb? Everywhere."
"What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet? Why so Ceres?"
"Doc: You have gallstones Me: Ugh. Doc: You can control it with diet. Me: Great! Doc: No chocolate, cheese, fried foods... Me: Take it out."
"If there's another explanation for my gray hairs other than I'm turning into a polar bear, I don't want to hear it. Don't ruin this for me."
"What do you call a mexican on amphetamines? Speedy Gonzales."
"A porn star comes running up to a laundromat just as it's closing, offering to trade sex so she can wash her clothes. [nsfw] She just wanted to get one more load in."