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Joke of the Day

"A porn star comes running up to a laundromat just as it's closing, offering to trade sex so she can wash her clothes. [nsfw] She just wanted to get one more load in."

"Weekend settings activated, please don't call unless if its alcohol, food, fun, alcohol, fun and food again. All problems deferred to Monday..."

"What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics? A cute angle"

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"

"What do you call a Mexican firefighter? Jose"

"What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich? A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide"

"What do you call a Latino on a trick bike? A BMXican."

"If Apple has taught me anything, it's wait to see the ""Steve Jobs"" movie until they release a second version."

"Why do cannibals like doing puzzles? Because it reminds them of how they eat One piece at a time"

"Why aren't there any Muslim feminists? Pork is haram"