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Joke of the Day
"What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife? Engage."
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"What do you call someone who would do *anything* for a chocolate snack cake? A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)"
"It takes a woman to make a man a millionaire... ...but first, he must be a billionaire."
"""911, please help im dying"" Good cop: help is on the way Bad cop: just suck it up and be a man Dad cop: hi dying, im dad"
"What do you call people who rely on the ""safe period"" for contraception? -Parents"
"Let's make a story together. Comment two words and keep the story going from the previous comments. Anything is allowed if it makes sense.... I'll start. One day..."
"I'm thinking of doing my part and getting into taxidermy... It really is a dying art."
"With a margin of error of plus or minus three percent. That's how I poll."
"I put the 'extra vag' in extravaganza"
"Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes in the bathroom."