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Joke of the Day

"""911, please help im dying"" Good cop: help is on the way Bad cop: just suck it up and be a man Dad cop: hi dying, im dad"

"A man walks into a bar... Then he said ouch."

"How did the sun die? It went to Detroit."

"What's the Priest favorite breakfast? Kids."

"When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced."

"What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out? It'll dim sum"

"What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? ""I love you a ton!"""

"What is the worst place to have the ""you break it, you buy it"" rule? The pet store"

"Have you heard the one about the single lady and the hitman? probably not, the punchline is a dead miss."

"Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again? His EKG ain't got no rythym"