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Joke of the Day
"It takes a woman to make a man a millionaire... ...but first, he must be a billionaire."
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"A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex. Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms."
"Why you never mess with imported ants? Because they are **important**."
"What does C3PO stand for? Because he's got rusty knees."
"*seductively moistens your lips with the meatloaf"
"Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck? Because he put in a little extra clovertime."
"A Mexican once tried to steal my golf clubs.. so I had to shoot a hole-in-juan."
"Today's kids play TSA agent instead of doctor."
"My daughter is getting to the age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex... yesterday she asked me: ""Is that all you got?"""
"BlackBerry's are great phones to have if you're time traveling to 2005 and don't want people to know you're from the future."