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Joke of the Day

"Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes in the bathroom."

"My superpower is finding the one bathroom stall with no toilet paper."

"I just sent a screen shot of my drunken tweets to my friends & they are still asking if I can come pick them up"

"No thanks Audi; I get all the uncompromised luxury I can handle by driving whatever car my wife thinks makes me look the most married."

"What's the difference between fucking you and 9/11? No one forgot about 9/11"

"Meta I asked my friend "" you know what is the best type of joke? A meta joke."""

"What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song? Rebel Rebel!"

"Why are black people so fast? Because all the slow ones are in prison"

"My Indian friend taught me an authentic Punjabi dance. I've got some real Sikh moves."

"What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar."