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Joke of the Day
"With a margin of error of plus or minus three percent. That's how I poll."
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"What's Bob Marley's favorite dessert? Pot pie."
"You haven't experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish."
"Ate a burger while reading about the worst burgers in America. Now I'm gonna read about the decline of society while I tweet."
"Some people just want to watch the world burn. Other people just don't vote for Trump."
"What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison? A small medium at large!"
"Why won't hipsters listen to the Beatles until Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney die? Because they only want to listen to the Beatles when they're underground (Taken from Cyanide and Happiness comics)"
"Why do women prefer old gynecologists? Their shaky hands!"
"Tried to donate blood today but they had too many questions about where I got it."
"Time was invented by the clock industry."