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Joke of the Day
"Hitler couldn't have been that bad of a guy.. After all, he did kill Hitler"
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"So I took my car into the mechanic and he said I blew a seal. I said, ""well yeah, but how did you know? And what does that have to do with my car?"""
"My daughter wrote, ""I will see you every day of our lives,"" on my Mother's Day card, so I guess we've resorted to threats now."
"Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing..."
"Samsung users are like... ""Im glad Samsung is finally blowing up."""
"How did alien defeat predator? ""Hi, why don't you have a seat right over there please.."""
"The first person to ever call me a psycho was Lorraine from high school. Height 5'4, coffin size 84 by 28 by 23."
"the bad guy ships on star trek werent actually ""cloaking"" they just turned all their lights off"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender"
"If you start peeing out blood Urine big trouble"