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Joke of the Day
"This morning I had a swollen testicle. ""I'd have simply preferred toast,"" I told my wife."
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"I spent the entire day hanging out at the swimming pool Until someone told me and I eventually tucked it back in."
"I want a rich person to hire me to float around in their pool and feed me bread I want to be a wealthy person's duck"
"What's the difference between a good joke and me not giving a shit? Fuck you"
"Sometimes when I can't sleep I stare into the darkness and think how uncomfortable it must be to have balls between your legs."
"Carrot Top's hair should be green. Either that, or I don't understand the anatomy of a carrot as fully as I think I do."
"Forget everything you learn... 'Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here.' 'But I never went to college.' 'Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here.'"
"How does a CANDU reactor work? By believing in itself."
"my mom thinks im the only one that uses the internet this late... but little does she know, all of you exist"
"Why does Peter Pan always fly? He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old! [=)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ANkjVEpYk)"