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Joke of the Day

"I named my son ""Tennis"" but he doesn't mind being bullied about it. He's a good sport really."

"Great. Ban gay marriage. Remember what happened during Prohibition? Now we're going to have everyone making bathtub gay marriages."

"She said she was burning with desire, so I threw a bucket of water at her. Dating is bullshit."

"Why did Sally fall of the swingset? She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally."

"Did you hear about the dispensary that was selling suppositories? It turns out they were just blowing smoke up everyone's ass."

"What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation? TBC"

"I wrote a book about a man that chokes to death on his own fart. I've called it: ""Gone With The Wind""."

"What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese"

"Donald Trump should start preparing for next season of Dancing With The Stars."

"A new type of product ! I opened a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."