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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you see an Indian limping? Stop laughing and reload. (Sorry)"
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"I've only been in jail for 5 minutes and I've already been raped twice. My uncle doesn't fuck around when playing Monopoly."
"One time Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 47 people Then the grenade exploded"
"*i get on a rollercoaster with my washing machine* ""Hold tight son...WAIT! If u are here then.."" *son is at home w/ a mouth full of laundry*"
"What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals? He threw it."
"Miss someone? Paint a helium balloon like their face. Deflate it. Put it in your back pocket. They're still gone and that was weird advice."
"What does a dyslexic Christian worship? Dog"
"What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold? A cheeseburger can't feed your ego."
"What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base? I don't know I just fly the drones"
"Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships,I'm left wondering. . .Is it my wife or my girlfriend that's cheating?"