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Joke of the Day

"Liar is such a harsh term, I prefer Politician"

"I moved into an advent calendar today... Its very cold, all the windows are open."

"""Spelt"" is a type of wheat. ""Spelled"" is what you just did incorrectly."

"A peephole was found drilled into the wall of a women's locker room in a gym in Manhattan. ...........The police are looking into it."

"Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe? So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in."

"I'm often self-deprecating... But I'm not very good at it."

"What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!"

"Sorry I romantically ran a seagull feather across your lips."

"TDIL: Why Arizona gets so hot. Because they don't observe daylight saving time the heat of the day is compressed into fewer hours."

"What is Will Smith's job ? He's a blacksmith"