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Joke of the Day

"Liar is such a harsh term, I prefer Politician"

"The movie industry has been irresponsible in the way it has glamorized getting splashed by a passing car."

"How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session? He felt dinosore."

"What do you call a stay-at-home parent? Unemployed."

"How many Software Engineers does it take to change a light-bulb? None. It's a hardware problem."

"Relationships are like fat people... Most of them don't work out."

"What do you call sliding into home plate, on a green field in Mexico? Muchas Grassy-ass. I'm sorry."

"Can't believe i actually met a guy named Dick Putinson"

"It's not a real twitter addiction until you look up from your phone and you've missed your exit by 37 states."

"Girls named Miranda never think it's funny when you tell them they have the right to remain silent."